Post-Modern Economic Timeline
1913
Musician Elliot Knope refers to his bango performance as a “gig”.
1929
American population realize that money is worthless.
1943
Businesses are inspired by desperation to exploit the workforce by organizing temporary staffing agencies.
1968
Writers realize that the publishing industry feeds off their tears in a conspiratorial partnership with Lutheran leadership and the Congressional Committee for Capitalization.
1975
Garages become officially recognized universally as corporate headquarters.
1987
Driving becomes a white-collar profession.
1999
Employees are forced to create their own work through a system called networking.
2007
Companies realize that all work can be completed by schoolchildren googling answers.
2013
The Great Millenial Depression as young adults struggle to contain fear despite rising true crime content.
2020
Americans no longer have jobs or careers and drift aimlessly from start-ups to gigs, while dodging work-from-home scams.
2024
Companies are now just run by AI dominated committees, while humans live in a post-apocalyptic cycle of surviving through helping others with the exchange of virtual coins for goods and services.
I was just thrilled to get the gig to begin with. Ten years later to still have it is not only thrilling but also somewhat of a puzzlement.
Al Roker
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