While tourism in New York State has been an economic stronghold making upwards of $123 billion, there is one city who is preparing for a future onslaught of travelers. Gen Alpha (those born between 2010 and 2024) have latched onto cringe-worthy content that is making the City Council of Skibidi, NY assess the potential catastrophe of young Skibidi Toilet enthusiast.

Milicent Randolf, elementary school teacher and city council member, can attest to the craze. Ms. Randolf initiated the pre-planning process in last month’s meeting of the Skibidi City Council, seeking input from the city’s civil engineering department, local Uber drivers, and the lone tech giant of the city, Morose HR.

Civil engineers discussed the damage that would potential be incurred by hoverboards and other futuristic technology solely owned by Gen Alpha and their associates. The estimated costs to renovate infrastructure for electric cars, USB power outlets, and Apple Pay-accepting public facilities, as well as reinforcing all the township’s toilets from vandals will range from $1.2 million to $3.2 billion.

Local Uber drivers have begun a campaign to solicit new drivers to join the gig economy, including starting a mandatory training program to understand abbreviations and slang of the potential travelers that will also be available to the townsfolk free of charge. With words like cheugy and mid taking the place of outdated and mediocre, this quaint community acknowledge the potential crisis.

The City Council has encouraged the populace not to panic, but to remain vigilant in their preparations.